🌕 Meet Howlz – The Midnight Menace with a Bad Attitude

Say hello to Howlz — the lab’s loudest mistake… and proud of it.
Originally designed to cure insomnia (ironically), Howlz spends every night doing the exact opposite — pacing, howling, and glaring at anyone who dares to look productive.

He’s part wolf, part chaos, and 100% attitude. With a snarl that could curdle coffee and claws that mean business, Howlz isn’t just here to decorate your desk — he’s here to dominate it.
By day, he’s grumpy. By night, he’s unstoppable.

🧠 Choose Your Howlz Size

Each version of Howlz delivers a different level of nocturnal energy to your workspace:

🐾 Mini Howlz (£9)
Small but savage. The perfect night-shift companion — equal parts chaos and charm.

💀 Classic Howlz (£15)
Balanced and brooding. The perfect mix of menace and mischief — always watching, always unimpressed.

⚡ Mega Howlz (£24)
Bigger, bolder, and twice as moody. For those who thrive when the lights go out.

🌕 Ultra Howlz (£35)
The collector’s edition. Extra detailed, extra wild, and completely untamed. Handle with care.

💀 Why You’ll Love Howlz

🐺 Fiercely detailed 3D-printed design – tiny but terrifying
💀 The ultimate late-night desk guardian
🌍 Made from eco-friendly PLA – sustainably savage
🧩 Printed to order – every Howlz is freshly made and gloriously unique

Howlz isn’t just a Deskie — he’s a moonlit mood.
A growling reminder that not all heroes clock off at 5 PM.

⚙️ Material

Eco-friendly PLA

🏭 Made

3D-printed to order — no two Howlz are ever quite the same.

💀 Adopt More Deskies — Save While You’re at It!

The lab’s running a little experiment… and you’re the test subject.
Grab a squad of Deskies and unlock exclusive discounts — because one Deskie is fun, but a whole desk full of them is absolute chaos.