💥 Meet Bruutz – Your Not-So-Gentle Giant from the Lab Rejects Collection!
Say hello to Bruutz — the muscle-bound misfire of the lab who traded brains for biceps and calm for chaos. Originally engineered to be the ultimate protector, one too many voltage boosts turned him into a walking earthquake with a soft spot for snacks.
Now he’s escaped the test chamber to guard your desk, glare at your emails, and occasionally knock over your coffee. With glowing yellow eyes, a permanently furious face, and a stance that screams “I woke up like this,” Bruutz brings big mutant energy wherever he goes.
He might look angry, but deep down he just wants a snack and a little attention.
💀 Why You’ll Love Bruutz
💪 Built like a beast – perfect as a desk guardian or shelf centrepiece ⚡ Glow-in-the-dark eyes – because sleep is overrated 🌍 3D-printed in eco-friendly PLA – sustainable chaos, zero guilt 🧩 Printed to order – each Bruutz is freshly made and totally unique
Bruutz isn’t just a figure — he’s the muscle your desk didn’t know it needed. A misunderstood monster with a heart of (probably radioactive) gold.
⚙️ Material
Eco-friendly PLA (Glow-in-the-Dark)
🏭 Made
3D-printed to order — no two Bruutz are ever quite the same.
💀 Adopt More Deskies — Save While You’re at It!
The lab’s running a little experiment… and you’re the test subject. Grab a squad of Deskies and unlock exclusive discounts — because one Deskie is fun, but a whole desk full of them is absolute chaos.
