🔪 Meet Slashz – The Silent Type with a Sharp Sense of Humour
Say hello to Slashz – the lab’s “security prototype” who took his job way too seriously. Built to keep intruders out, he now guards your desk like it’s a top-secret facility. He doesn’t say much (or anything), but that blank stare does all the talking.
With his iconic mask, eerie silence, and suspiciously shiny blade, Slashz brings serious slasher energy to your workspace. Don’t worry – he’s more into paperwork than people… probably.
💀 Why You’ll Love Slashz
🔪 3D-printed in eco-friendly PLA – sustainably scary 💀 The ultimate desk guardian – because HR won’t stop you, but Slashz might 🌕 Perfect for horror fans, collectors, and late-night workers 🧩 Printed to order – each Slashz is freshly made, so no two are ever quite the same
Slashz isn’t just a Deskie — he’s the reason your pens never go missing again. Quiet. Creepy. Kinda cute.
