🔪 Meet Slashz – The Silent Type with a Sharp Sense of Humour

Say hello to Slashz – the lab’s “security prototype” who took his job way too seriously. Built to keep intruders out, he now guards your desk like it’s a top-secret facility. He doesn’t say much (or anything), but that blank stare does all the talking.

With his iconic mask, eerie silence, and suspiciously shiny blade, Slashz brings serious slasher energy to your workspace. Don’t worry – he’s more into paperwork than people… probably.

🧠 Choose Your Slashz Size

Each version of Slashz brings a different level of chaos to your desk:

🩸 Mini Slashz (£9)
Small but savage. Pocket-sized protection for your workspace — perfect for laptops, shelves, or subtle horror vibes.

💀 Classic Slashz (£15)
The original Deskie guardian. Balanced, bold, and ready to silently judge you through every deadline.

⚡ Mega Slashz (£24)
Bigger, badder, and way more intimidating. The centrepiece of any chaotic desk setup.

🌕 Ultra Slashz (£35)
The collector’s edition. Extra detail, extra presence, and maximum menace. This is Slashz at his most sinister.

💀 Why You’ll Love Slashz

🔪 3D-printed in eco-friendly PLA – sustainably scary
💀 The ultimate desk guardian – because HR won’t stop you, but Slashz might
🌕 Perfect for horror fans, collectors, and late-night workers
🧩 Printed to order – each Slashz is freshly made, so no two are ever quite the same

Slashz isn’t just a Deskie — he’s the reason your pens never go missing again.
Quiet. Creepy. Kinda cute.