😶 Meet Maskz – The Quiet One You Really Shouldn’t Ignore

Say hello to Maskz — the lab’s “behavioural reset prototype” that didn’t quite reset. Built to stay calm under pressure, he took things a bit too literally and hasn’t spoken a word since. Just stares. Constantly.

He’s the silent type with an unsettling presence — the one who never joins the Zoom call but somehow knows everything. With that blank expression, emotionless eyes, and ever-present blade, Maskz brings cold, calculated calm to your workspace. Perfect for late nights, tense deadlines, or intimidating your stapler into submission.

🧠 Choose Your Maskz Size

Each version of Maskz delivers a different level of eerie focus to your desk:

😶 Mini Maskz (£9)
Small, silent, and slightly unsettling. A pocket-sized reminder that someone’s always watching.

💀 Classic Maskz (£15)
Perfectly balanced between creepy and calm — the Deskie equivalent of a death stare in a meeting.

⚡ Mega Maskz (£24)
Bigger, bolder, and way more composed. Commands quiet respect from every other Deskie in the lab.

🌕 Ultra Maskz (£35)
The collector’s edition. Precision printed, full of presence, and utterly unflinching. You’ve been warned.

🪓 Titan Maskz (£44)
The master of menace. Towering, detailed, and disturbingly zen — the kind of calm that’s one coffee away from chaos.

💀 Why You’ll Love Maskz

😶 3D-printed in eco-friendly PLA – sustainably sinister
💀 A deadpan guardian for your desk — unbothered, unblinking, unnerving
🌕 Perfect for collectors, horror fans, and night-shift survivors
🧩 Printed to order – each Maskz is freshly made and eerily unique

Maskz isn’t just a Deskie — he’s the stillness before the chaos.
Mute. Menacing. Magnificent.

⚙️ Material

Eco-friendly PLA

🏭 Made

3D-printed to order — no two stares are ever quite the same.

💀 Adopt More Deskies — Save While You’re at It!

The lab’s running a little experiment… and you’re the test subject.
Grab a squad of Deskies and unlock exclusive discounts — because one Deskie is fun, but a whole desk full of them is absolute chaos.