🧵 Meet Stitchz – The Stitched-Up Troublemaker with a Killer Smile

Say hello to Stitchz — the lab’s attempt at creating a “friendly mascot” that went horribly (and hilariously) wrong.
Built from scraps, string, and pure bad ideas, Stitchz was meant to boost morale… instead, he lurks around after hours, rearranging pens, stealing snacks, and staring just a bit too long.

With his button eyes, stitched grin, and patchwork body, Stitchz is the perfect mix of creepy and cute — a handmade horror who somehow manages to be your favourite little nightmare. He’s harmless... probably.

🧠 Choose Your Stitchz Size

Each version of Stitchz brings its own level of stitched-up chaos:

🧵 Mini Stitchz (£9)
Small, sneaky, and always up to something. The perfect bit of tiny trouble for your workspace.

💀 Classic Stitchz (£15)
The “just right” Deskie — equal parts creepy and cute, ready to guard your snacks or your secrets.

⚡ Mega Stitchz (£24)
Bigger, bolder, and bursting with personality. The kind of Deskie that steals the spotlight (and your pens).

🌕 Ultra Stitchz (£35)
The collector’s edition. Larger, more detailed, and fully stitched into Deskie legend. Proceed with caution.

🪡 Titan Stitchz (£44)
The ultimate stitched survivor. Huge presence, maximum chaos, and enough charm to unnerve your entire office.

💀 Why You’ll Love Stitchz

🧵 3D-printed in eco-friendly PLA – sustainably sinister
💀 Perfectly imperfect – the right mix of cute and cursed
🎃 Adds instant Halloween-meets-handmade energy to any desk
🧩 Printed to order – every Stitchz is freshly made and uniquely flawed in all the right ways

Stitchz isn’t just another Deskie — he’s a mood.
A stitched-up survivor from the lab’s darker days.
Cute. Creepy. Constantly plotting.

⚙️ Material

Eco-friendly PLA

🏭 Made

3D-printed to order — no two Stitchz are ever quite the same.

💀 Adopt More Deskies — Save While You’re at It!

The lab’s running a little experiment… and you’re the test subject.
Grab a squad of Deskies and unlock exclusive discounts — because one Deskie is fun, but a whole desk full of them is absolute chaos.